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27 12 / 2011

ramonbautista:

“ano ako eh, romantic ako pero pag nakuha na kita… babastusin kita sa apat na sulok ng kwarto”

- Jun Sabayton, tanging bisyo ay umibig

ramonbautista:

“ano ako eh, romantic ako pero pag nakuha na kita… babastusin kita sa apat na sulok ng kwarto”

- Jun Sabayton, tanging bisyo ay umibig

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16 12 / 2011

ramonbautista:

Bigla mong ibanat “Huy! Alam mo ba, crush kita dati?” at ang bawat component nyan ay loaded.

Ganito:

Yung “Huy!”, ine-establish mo na pang tropa siya,

Yung “alam mo ba” pang start ng usap yan,

Yung “crush kita” ay isang paglalandi na totoo naman,

Yung “dati” ay isang patotoo din at…

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08 6 / 2011

fuckyeahoddities:

How long can a chicken live without its head?
Well the record right now stands at 2 years. On 10th September, 1945, a young cockerel/rooster in Fruita, Colorado,  had it’s head chopped off and lived. Incredibly, the axe left the  jugular vein intact, and left enough of the brain stem to, apparently,  keep the rooster chirping. Mike, as he came to be known, was something  of a national celebrity in his time, featuring in Time magazine. His  owner, Lloyd Olsen, charged twenty-five cents to see ‘Mike the headless  wonder chicken’ in sideshows across the USA. At the height of his  career, Mike was making around $4,500 a week, and was valued at $10,000.  Mike was fed and watered using an eyedropper, but tragedy struck one  night when Mike’s owner had left his eyedropper at a previous show.  Unable to clear his airways, Mike choked to death.

fuckyeahoddities:

How long can a chicken live without its head?

Well the record right now stands at 2 years. On 10th September, 1945, a young cockerel/rooster in Fruita, Colorado, had it’s head chopped off and lived. Incredibly, the axe left the jugular vein intact, and left enough of the brain stem to, apparently, keep the rooster chirping. Mike, as he came to be known, was something of a national celebrity in his time, featuring in Time magazine. His owner, Lloyd Olsen, charged twenty-five cents to see ‘Mike the headless wonder chicken’ in sideshows across the USA. At the height of his career, Mike was making around $4,500 a week, and was valued at $10,000. Mike was fed and watered using an eyedropper, but tragedy struck one night when Mike’s owner had left his eyedropper at a previous show. Unable to clear his airways, Mike choked to death.

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06 6 / 2011

fuckyeahsociallylazysloth:

True story. 

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06 6 / 2011

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06 6 / 2011

When you are in a bad mood and accidentally say something rude you didn’t mean to someone you didn’t want to hurt

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06 6 / 2011

Can you get off the computer for five minut-

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06 6 / 2011

I spend my time imagining stuff that’ll never happen.

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06 6 / 2011

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